Epic Day in an Epic Place
Wow, I guess you can tell what an 'adventure' I had today XD ...
Today, it was my very first time in a bar. Trust me, I did nothing bad there. I swear, you have to believe me. Ok anyways, I was at the bar to support a family friend at a Pool competition... So as I was supporting him, this weird hot slut came up to me and said, "Hey, you know, the first 10 minutes with me is free... *Wink Wink*"
Then I gave the 'You belong in the mental hospital' look and I told her, "Sorry but I'm too young for you..." XD
You should have seen her shocked reaction!!! Hahaha, I swear, I was much more creeped out than tempted!! Yea, though she was hot, she looked 18... Disgusting...
Ok, this part, I will describe why I hate bars after my first time in one. Firstly, the smell gave me a TERRIBLE headache. Secondly, too many prostitutes looking for customers(which is probably why I got that wierd offer >.<). Lastly, when I got out, I smelled like I've been smoking and drinking for over 20 years!! Well, it seems like I'm never going clubbing again :)
Well, after my headache got too bad, I wished my friend all the best and I went home... Thank god I was out of that place. I do not see how people can stay hours in there before they pick someone up to have sex. Yes, don't be surprised why I know what people do after they visit a bar... :P
Anyways, I got to go. I'm coming back on the 9th September so don't forget to see me before I go off for good on the 21st Sept!! :D
Staying awesome,
Danial ;P
23:27
Saturday, 28 August 2010
I love life :)
